The fiscal cliff now is at hand
They barely will budge where they stand
It's hard to agree
On budgets, you see
As films go, this one would be panned
'Fiscal cliff' at hand - talks continue
Monday, December 31, 2012
Friday, December 28, 2012
News Limerick 12/28/2012
We're getting real close to the cliff
It's no more a question of "if"
If compromise fails
The wind our sails
Will barely keep moving this skiff
White House meeting a last stab at a fiscal deal
It's no more a question of "if"
If compromise fails
The wind our sails
Will barely keep moving this skiff
White House meeting a last stab at a fiscal deal
Thursday, December 27, 2012
News Limerick 12/27/2012
This hospital wants you to see
It can be a fun place to be
This teatime affair
Just shows that they care
But what does it add to their fee?
Rex Hospital now offering afternoon tea for patients
It can be a fun place to be
This teatime affair
Just shows that they care
But what does it add to their fee?
Rex Hospital now offering afternoon tea for patients
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
News Limerick 12/26/2012
Oregano's really quite nice
And I'm rather fond of this spice
If you have a sneeze
It's good for disease
I hope that won't bump up the price
In Hopes of Healthier Chickens, Farms Turn to Oregano
And I'm rather fond of this spice
If you have a sneeze
It's good for disease
I hope that won't bump up the price
In Hopes of Healthier Chickens, Farms Turn to Oregano
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
News Limerick 12/25/2012
It's Pakistan/India cricket!
The fans bought up every last ticket
Can sports help unite
And make it alright?
If that is the case, then let's kick it!
Pakistan set to resume India cricket tour in Bangalore
The fans bought up every last ticket
Can sports help unite
And make it alright?
If that is the case, then let's kick it!
Pakistan set to resume India cricket tour in Bangalore
Monday, December 24, 2012
News Limerick 12/24/2012
This tower is built like a tree
Now covered in lights, as you see
The North's piping mad
Results will be bad
Unspecified though they might be
North Korea warns South over giant Christmas tower
Now covered in lights, as you see
The North's piping mad
Results will be bad
Unspecified though they might be
North Korea warns South over giant Christmas tower
Friday, December 21, 2012
News Limerick 12/21/2012
It seems that the world is not ending
Now look at this work that needs tending
We've no more excuse
To play fast and loose
Say, what's the next doomsday that's pending?
It's the 21st: No doomsday yet, Mayan calendar aside
Now look at this work that needs tending
We've no more excuse
To play fast and loose
Say, what's the next doomsday that's pending?
It's the 21st: No doomsday yet, Mayan calendar aside
Thursday, December 20, 2012
News Limerick 12/20/2012
The internet's now found on Boeing
Potatoes have helped it get going
Although that is neat
Perhaps we could eat
Some homefries that aren't as glowing?
In-flight Wi-Fi made possible by sacks of potatoes
Potatoes have helped it get going
Although that is neat
Perhaps we could eat
Some homefries that aren't as glowing?
In-flight Wi-Fi made possible by sacks of potatoes
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
News Limerick 12/19/2012
Since Instagram's terms drew some fire
They sent out a note on the wire
"We've no plans to sell
Your pics, so don't yell."
Now who's first to call them a liar?
Instagram says it won't sell users' photos
They sent out a note on the wire
"We've no plans to sell
Your pics, so don't yell."
Now who's first to call them a liar?
Instagram says it won't sell users' photos
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
News Limerick 12/18/2012
The satellites named Ebb and Flow
Have helped to expand what we know
And with a last crash
They aren't just trash
They wanted to put on a show
GRAIL moon mission ends with a bang
Have helped to expand what we know
And with a last crash
They aren't just trash
They wanted to put on a show
GRAIL moon mission ends with a bang
Monday, December 17, 2012
News Limerick 12/17/2012
Although it is dark in this hour
The taste in my mouth more than sour
Together we mourn
Such violence we scorn
And pledge to do what's in our power
The tragedies surely must end
We can turn away from this trend
The time is now here
We'll fight back this fear
The will is too strong, now, to bend
President Barack Obama comforts town, vows to work to prevent more mass shootings
The taste in my mouth more than sour
Together we mourn
Such violence we scorn
And pledge to do what's in our power
The tragedies surely must end
We can turn away from this trend
The time is now here
We'll fight back this fear
The will is too strong, now, to bend
President Barack Obama comforts town, vows to work to prevent more mass shootings
Friday, December 14, 2012
News Limerick 12/14/2012
New species! Slow loris are tardy.
Endangered? I hope that they're hearty.
Nocturnal they live,
So we can forgive
That they are quite late to the party.
New species of primate discovered
Endangered? I hope that they're hearty.
Nocturnal they live,
So we can forgive
That they are quite late to the party.
New species of primate discovered
Thursday, December 13, 2012
News Limerick 12/13/2012
The islands are much in dispute
With nationalism the root
Though bluster is strong
I hope it's not long
'Til talks on the sea will bear fruit
Japan: China Plane Spotted Over Disputed Islands
With nationalism the root
Though bluster is strong
I hope it's not long
'Til talks on the sea will bear fruit
Japan: China Plane Spotted Over Disputed Islands
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
News Limerick 12/12/2012
Korea has sent up a rocket
A satellite stuffed in its pocket
Still China stands firm
To lay out the terms
"If you try for new sanctions, we'll block it."
North Korea's new leader burnishes credentials with rocket
A satellite stuffed in its pocket
Still China stands firm
To lay out the terms
"If you try for new sanctions, we'll block it."
North Korea's new leader burnishes credentials with rocket
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
News Limerick 12/11/2012
Although the bank surely did wrong
And case built against it was strong
Indictment could make
Economies break
And so they're let off with a song
HSBC to Pay $1.92 Billion to Settle Charges of Money Laundering
And case built against it was strong
Indictment could make
Economies break
And so they're let off with a song
HSBC to Pay $1.92 Billion to Settle Charges of Money Laundering
Monday, December 10, 2012
News Limerick 12/10/2012
Her pseudocode's first of its kind
For numbers computers can find
She knew there was more
Than numbers to store
There's much that went on in her mind
Google Pays Tribute to First Computer Programmer Ada Lovelace
For numbers computers can find
She knew there was more
Than numbers to store
There's much that went on in her mind
Google Pays Tribute to First Computer Programmer Ada Lovelace
Friday, December 7, 2012
News Limerick 12/7/2012
Poor Netflix is feeling some heat
From just how the news hit the street
Their legal defense
Will shortly commence
"At least it was not in a tweet"
Netflix rebuked for Facebook post
From just how the news hit the street
Their legal defense
Will shortly commence
"At least it was not in a tweet"
Netflix rebuked for Facebook post
Thursday, December 6, 2012
News Limerick 12/6/2012
The Philippines felt a typhoon
That none will forget very soon
There's many in need
So please do the deed
The help we can send is a boon
Philippine Typhoon Bopha death toll passes 300
That none will forget very soon
There's many in need
So please do the deed
The help we can send is a boon
Philippine Typhoon Bopha death toll passes 300
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
News Limerick 12/5/2012
Our neighbor has had near enough
We're throwing it all kinds of stuff
And next we may send
Our rover a friend
And people? We'll try though it's tough
NASA plans new rover mission on Mars
We're throwing it all kinds of stuff
And next we may send
Our rover a friend
And people? We'll try though it's tough
NASA plans new rover mission on Mars
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
News Limerick 12/4/2012
These scientists learned something neat
Of elements planets may meet
With them in their crust
Their core, I may trust,
Will radioactively heat
Planets orbiting 'solar twins' of Sun more habitable than Earth
Of elements planets may meet
With them in their crust
Their core, I may trust,
Will radioactively heat
Planets orbiting 'solar twins' of Sun more habitable than Earth
Monday, December 3, 2012
News Limerick 12/3/2012
At Apple they build them just right
The options for upgrade are slight
So here comes the news
Now customers choose
A color - so long as it's white
Apple iMac teardown reveals lack of repairability
The options for upgrade are slight
So here comes the news
Now customers choose
A color - so long as it's white
Apple iMac teardown reveals lack of repairability
Friday, November 30, 2012
News Limerick 11/30/2012
The canyon may be so much older
They learned by inspecting a boulder
But how it got here
Still isn't too clear
Perhaps we should ask our man Mulder
Study challenges presumed age of Grand Canyon
They learned by inspecting a boulder
But how it got here
Still isn't too clear
Perhaps we should ask our man Mulder
Study challenges presumed age of Grand Canyon
Thursday, November 29, 2012
News Limerick 11/29/2012
When life made a barefoot man swerve
A cop just by chance did observe
And bought him some boots
With just his own loot
He nailed it: "Protect and to Serve"
Photo of Officer Giving Boots to Barefoot Man Warms Hearts Online
A cop just by chance did observe
And bought him some boots
With just his own loot
He nailed it: "Protect and to Serve"
Photo of Officer Giving Boots to Barefoot Man Warms Hearts Online
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
News Limerick 11/28/2012
Since Apple's map hit with a snore
Some fingers are pointing much more
They let the man go
Who ran that whole show
No - that's not the way to the door
Apple fires Maps manager as it works to fix the widely panned app
Some fingers are pointing much more
They let the man go
Who ran that whole show
No - that's not the way to the door
Apple fires Maps manager as it works to fix the widely panned app
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
News Limerck 11/27/2012
SpaceX has its eyes set on Mars
And life on that rock could be ours
We'll live in a dome
For the price of one home
I'll wait till they build a few bars
Elon Musk's Next Big Vision is a Mars Colony
And life on that rock could be ours
We'll live in a dome
For the price of one home
I'll wait till they build a few bars
Elon Musk's Next Big Vision is a Mars Colony
Monday, November 26, 2012
News Limerick 11/26/2012
As marketing hits a crescendo
Some guy sees the end of Nintendo
You may know his name
Atari's his game
Now how's that for some innuendo?
Pong creator turns nose up at Nintendo Wii U
Some guy sees the end of Nintendo
You may know his name
Atari's his game
Now how's that for some innuendo?
Pong creator turns nose up at Nintendo Wii U
Friday, November 23, 2012
News Limerick 11/23/2012
No more will they build higher bit
The Fox keeps on breaking with it
Some people complain
It won't be the same
You could say the Fire's been lit
Mozilla quietly ceases Firefox 64-bit development
The Fox keeps on breaking with it
Some people complain
It won't be the same
You could say the Fire's been lit
Mozilla quietly ceases Firefox 64-bit development
Thursday, November 22, 2012
News Limerick 11/22/2012
I'm thankful for such yummy turkey
These two sure appear rather perky
But wait! They've been pardoned
No longer are warden'ed
We hope that they'll stop acting jerky
Thanksgiving 2012: Barack Obama pardons turkeys
These two sure appear rather perky
But wait! They've been pardoned
No longer are warden'ed
We hope that they'll stop acting jerky
Thanksgiving 2012: Barack Obama pardons turkeys
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
News Limerick 11/21/2012
The NASA team's acting quite manic
Has Rover found dust that's organic?
They say their find looks
Like one for the books
Its name is not Marvin - don't panic!
Curiosity Rover's Secret Historic Breakthrough? Speculation Centers on Organic Molecules
Has Rover found dust that's organic?
They say their find looks
Like one for the books
Its name is not Marvin - don't panic!
Curiosity Rover's Secret Historic Breakthrough? Speculation Centers on Organic Molecules
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
News Limerick 11/20/2012
Some monkeys can have midlife crises
They wonder what for all of life is
New expert called in
Proclaimed with chagrin
"The problem is clear - he's a Pisces!"
Study finds apes can also suffer midlife crises
They wonder what for all of life is
New expert called in
Proclaimed with chagrin
"The problem is clear - he's a Pisces!"
Study finds apes can also suffer midlife crises
Monday, November 19, 2012
News Limerick 11/19/2012
Twelve months is too much to remember
So Droid ends the year with November
I'll grant that those days
Are naught but a haze
Still sad for those born in December
Android 'cancels birthdays' for people born in December
So Droid ends the year with November
I'll grant that those days
Are naught but a haze
Still sad for those born in December
Android 'cancels birthdays' for people born in December
Friday, November 16, 2012
News Limerick 11/16/2012
Astronomers found a new planet
Don't know if it's feldspar and granite
It isn't so far
And circles no star
Go visit? Well, Orbitz can't plan it
'Rogue planet' spotted 100 light-years away
Don't know if it's feldspar and granite
It isn't so far
And circles no star
Go visit? Well, Orbitz can't plan it
'Rogue planet' spotted 100 light-years away
Thursday, November 15, 2012
News Limerick 11/15/2012
The rockets were shot by Hamas
And Israel is feeling quite cross
Though Hague lays the blame
The end is the same
The truth is it's everyone's loss
Hamas to blame for Gaza crisis with Israel, says William Hague
And Israel is feeling quite cross
Though Hague lays the blame
The end is the same
The truth is it's everyone's loss
Hamas to blame for Gaza crisis with Israel, says William Hague
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
News Limerick 11/14/2012
McAfee keeps running so well
I see how their products they sell
Oh wait - it's the man
Escape was his plan
You see him? Police you should tell.
Audio: McAfee, Still in Hiding, Predicts 'They Will Track Me Down'
I see how their products they sell
Oh wait - it's the man
Escape was his plan
You see him? Police you should tell.
Audio: McAfee, Still in Hiding, Predicts 'They Will Track Me Down'
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
News Limerick 11/13/2012
Although his career once seemed lofty
We learn of the end of Sinofsky
He's quite heavy handed
The other shoe landed
'Cause Ballmer, he isn't a softy
Windows head Steven Sinofsky makes sudden departure
We learn of the end of Sinofsky
He's quite heavy handed
The other shoe landed
'Cause Ballmer, he isn't a softy
Windows head Steven Sinofsky makes sudden departure
Monday, November 12, 2012
News Limerick 11/12/2012
Their research is really no joke
These scientists worked on a cloak
It works from one side
Small objects can hide
To find them, just give them a poke
Scientists successfully cloaked an object perfectly for the first time
These scientists worked on a cloak
It works from one side
Small objects can hide
To find them, just give them a poke
Scientists successfully cloaked an object perfectly for the first time
Friday, November 9, 2012
News Limerick 11/9/2012
If faces you're hoping to see
They wanted to charge you a fee
The backlash was swift
The plan set adrift
The best things in life are still free
AT&T caves in over FaceTime access
They wanted to charge you a fee
The backlash was swift
The plan set adrift
The best things in life are still free
AT&T caves in over FaceTime access
Thursday, November 8, 2012
News Limerick 11/8/2012
Since Sandy hit many a home
Some people have needed to roam
But don't get the blues
We have some good news
No charges for using your phone
Phone Carriers Waive Fees in Hurricane Sandy Aftermath
Some people have needed to roam
But don't get the blues
We have some good news
No charges for using your phone
Phone Carriers Waive Fees in Hurricane Sandy Aftermath
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
News Limerick 11/7/2012
When hunting for office supplies
I go to the usual guys
But if two combine
That suits me just fine
Shop "Detox" for profits to rise
Office Depot-OfficeMax Deal Seen Rescuing Value: Real M&A
I go to the usual guys
But if two combine
That suits me just fine
Shop "Detox" for profits to rise
Office Depot-OfficeMax Deal Seen Rescuing Value: Real M&A
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
News Limerick 11/6/2012
While doing their work up in space
The astronauts follow the race
Though they are remote
They still get to vote
Can I get that link at my place?
Extreme Voting: How Astronauts Cast Ballots from Space
The astronauts follow the race
Though they are remote
They still get to vote
Can I get that link at my place?
Extreme Voting: How Astronauts Cast Ballots from Space
Monday, November 5, 2012
News Limerick 11/5/2012
We're searching for alien life
The universe may not be rife
But asteroids here
With Jupiter's sphere
Resulted in just enough strife
Asteroids Could Equal Life; How Jupiter Is So Important To Our Existence
The universe may not be rife
But asteroids here
With Jupiter's sphere
Resulted in just enough strife
Asteroids Could Equal Life; How Jupiter Is So Important To Our Existence
Friday, November 2, 2012
News Limerick 11/2/2012
A purveyor of popular coffee
Has been sticking to cash like it's toffee
How they profit from loss
Can make anyone cross
A beluga like them knows no Raffi
Starbucks' European arm paid just $1.2m in taxes last year
Has been sticking to cash like it's toffee
How they profit from loss
Can make anyone cross
A beluga like them knows no Raffi
Starbucks' European arm paid just $1.2m in taxes last year
Thursday, November 1, 2012
News Limerick 11/1/2012
Since Surfcast owns patents on tiles
Their legal team shows only smiles
Poor Windows may shout
"My time has run out!
I'm put out to pasture by miles."
Microsoft sued over Windows 8 Live Tiles
Their legal team shows only smiles
Poor Windows may shout
"My time has run out!
I'm put out to pasture by miles."
Microsoft sued over Windows 8 Live Tiles
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
News Limerick 10/31/2012
"Well, look," said the rover quite idly
"this dirt rather looks like Hawaii.
There's oh so much dust
All colored liked rust
Please send up some maids to make tidy."
NASA's Curiosity finds Martian soil like Hawaiian sand
"this dirt rather looks like Hawaii.
There's oh so much dust
All colored liked rust
Please send up some maids to make tidy."
NASA's Curiosity finds Martian soil like Hawaiian sand
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
News Limerick 10/30/2012
The century just had its storm
I hope all affected stay warm
But please keep your eye
Turned up to the sky
And watch for some locusts in swarm
Northeast Awakes to Huge Damage in Storm’s Path; Millions Without Power
I hope all affected stay warm
But please keep your eye
Turned up to the sky
And watch for some locusts in swarm
Northeast Awakes to Huge Damage in Storm’s Path; Millions Without Power
Monday, October 29, 2012
News Limerick 10/29/2012
When Hurricane Sandy comes knocking
Your house sure could use a good caulking
So batten down hatches
And stock pile some matches
Don't think about going out walking
Hurricane Sandy gains strength on East Coast path
Your house sure could use a good caulking
So batten down hatches
And stock pile some matches
Don't think about going out walking
Hurricane Sandy gains strength on East Coast path
Friday, October 26, 2012
News Limerick 10/26/2012
Since the Times showed the wealth of Jiabao
Said the censors, "Their site has to go.
It is breaking the law
To expose the sad flaw
Of our leaders all rolling in dough."
New York Times blocked by China after report on wealth of Wen Jiabao's family
Said the censors, "Their site has to go.
It is breaking the law
To expose the sad flaw
Of our leaders all rolling in dough."
New York Times blocked by China after report on wealth of Wen Jiabao's family
Thursday, October 25, 2012
News Limerick 10/25/2012
These scientists think that some stars
Are locked behind dark matter bars
That's all well and good,
But maybe they could
Start working to build hover cars?
Mystery Glow of Dark Matter Halos Fueled by Extragalactic Stars
Are locked behind dark matter bars
That's all well and good,
But maybe they could
Start working to build hover cars?
Mystery Glow of Dark Matter Halos Fueled by Extragalactic Stars
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
News Limerick 10/24/2012
Australia has been rather wary
Huawei has some ties that are scary
If they dare to expose
All that's "under their clothes"
Will that make you feel better? Not very.
Huawei offers access to source code and equipment
Huawei has some ties that are scary
If they dare to expose
All that's "under their clothes"
Will that make you feel better? Not very.
Huawei offers access to source code and equipment
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
News Limerick 10/23/2012
Since the scientists failed to predict
When an earthquake was certain to hit
Now a judge says "For shame!
You must take all the blame!"
Can you guess just which finger they flicked?
L'Aquila quake: Italy scientists guilty of manslaughter
When an earthquake was certain to hit
Now a judge says "For shame!
You must take all the blame!"
Can you guess just which finger they flicked?
L'Aquila quake: Italy scientists guilty of manslaughter
Monday, October 22, 2012
News Limerick 10/22/2012
New users are heard to opine
"I can't use my Chromebook offline"
But Google is proud
Their new offline cloud
Fears not if the sun chance to shine
Yes you can use the new Chromebook offline
"I can't use my Chromebook offline"
But Google is proud
Their new offline cloud
Fears not if the sun chance to shine
Yes you can use the new Chromebook offline
Friday, October 19, 2012
News Limerick 10/19/2012
Yes Google's new comp runs on Chrome
Get WiFi to use it at home
It's shiny and new
Think what it could do
If Netbooks would leave it alone
Google offers new 11.6-in. Samsung Chromebook for $249
Get WiFi to use it at home
It's shiny and new
Think what it could do
If Netbooks would leave it alone
Google offers new 11.6-in. Samsung Chromebook for $249
Thursday, October 18, 2012
News Limerick 10/18/2012
On the hoopla of how came the moon:
It may all be resolved very soon
Whether impact or chance
Made the Earth and moon dance
I'm just glad the result was not Dune
New evidence supports impact theory of moon's creation
It may all be resolved very soon
Whether impact or chance
Made the Earth and moon dance
I'm just glad the result was not Dune
New evidence supports impact theory of moon's creation
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
News Limerick 10/17/2012
New planet by Alpha Centauri!
E.T. could be there's so let's hurry
Oh wait, it's too hot
So please hold that thought
And use it to spice up my curry
New Planet in Neighborhood, Astronomically Speaking
E.T. could be there's so let's hurry
Oh wait, it's too hot
So please hold that thought
And use it to spice up my curry
New Planet in Neighborhood, Astronomically Speaking
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
News Limerick 10/16/2012
This planet must be extra bright
With four different stars for its light
Lex Luther repent
A better Clark Kent
From here would fear no kryptonite
Monday, October 15, 2012
News Limerick 10/15/2012
Although it does not yet exist
The Mini is hard to resist
You can spiff it up right
It will be quite a sight
If their timeline to build it ain't missed
Can I Interest You in an Accessory for That Unannounced iPad Mini?
The Mini is hard to resist
You can spiff it up right
It will be quite a sight
If their timeline to build it ain't missed
Can I Interest You in an Accessory for That Unannounced iPad Mini?
Friday, October 12, 2012
News Limerick 10/12/2012
Now, NASA has felt no remorse
When plotting Endeavour's new course
It's not bound for stars
But chasing the cars
They could take it faster by horse.
Space shuttle Endeavour leaves LAX, now on L.A. streets
When plotting Endeavour's new course
It's not bound for stars
But chasing the cars
They could take it faster by horse.
Space shuttle Endeavour leaves LAX, now on L.A. streets
Thursday, October 11, 2012
News Limerick 10/11/2012
Big Blue will be hosting the cloud
Which Bell keeps secure from the crowd
No data is lost
(But at twice the cost)
Excuse me - was that said aloud?
IBM and AT&T offer cloud mish-mash for fearful firms
Which Bell keeps secure from the crowd
No data is lost
(But at twice the cost)
Excuse me - was that said aloud?
IBM and AT&T offer cloud mish-mash for fearful firms
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
News Limerick 10/10/2012
They said they would never keep quiet
Vlad won? They just didn't buy it.
With one rocker freed
The others concede
That they were both part of the Riot
Russian punk rocker freed on appeal; two others remain in prison
Vlad won? They just didn't buy it.
With one rocker freed
The others concede
That they were both part of the Riot
Russian punk rocker freed on appeal; two others remain in prison
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
News Limerick 10/9/2012
It's not the Millennium Falcon
Just SpaceX's rocket that's haltin'.
One engine cut off,
That's not good enough.
Correcting the orbit? Yes, HAL can.
Falcon 9 Drops Orbcomm Satellite in Wrong Orbit
Just SpaceX's rocket that's haltin'.
One engine cut off,
That's not good enough.
Correcting the orbit? Yes, HAL can.
Falcon 9 Drops Orbcomm Satellite in Wrong Orbit
Monday, October 8, 2012
News Limerick 10/8/2012
When Hugo Chavez was elected
The ultimate prez was selected
He just won again
(By the sword, not the pen)
The runner up has been collected
Hugo Chavez celebrates re-election in Venezuela
The ultimate prez was selected
He just won again
(By the sword, not the pen)
The runner up has been collected
Hugo Chavez celebrates re-election in Venezuela
Friday, October 5, 2012
News Limerick 10/5/2012
When iOS 6 is downloaded
You'll find that your map's been recoded
But Google jumped in
With a sure fire win
Their mobile web traffic exploded!
Get Google Street View Maps On Your iPhone
You'll find that your map's been recoded
But Google jumped in
With a sure fire win
Their mobile web traffic exploded!
Get Google Street View Maps On Your iPhone
Thursday, October 4, 2012
News Limerick 10/4/2012
"This debating," I say with a sigh
"Is accusing the incorrect guy."
Can't they stick to the facts
And then clean up their acts?
Did you catch last night's show - CSI?
"Is accusing the incorrect guy."
Can't they stick to the facts
And then clean up their acts?
Did you catch last night's show - CSI?
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
News Limerick 10/3/2012
A wind farm is what they had planned
The site looked like it would be grand
But Obama said "No"
So the Chinese want dough
Will the president now take the stand?
Chinese-Owned Company Sues Obama Over Wind Farm Project
The site looked like it would be grand
But Obama said "No"
So the Chinese want dough
Will the president now take the stand?
Chinese-Owned Company Sues Obama Over Wind Farm Project
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
News Limerick 10/2/2012
The fires in Syria's market
Have shown they don't care what they target
Antiquities lost
And such human cost
The Boss knows that he didn't spark it.
Syria siege on Aleppo alarms antiquities experts
Have shown they don't care what they target
Antiquities lost
And such human cost
The Boss knows that he didn't spark it.
Syria siege on Aleppo alarms antiquities experts
Monday, October 1, 2012
News Limerick 10/1/2012
al-Shabab has just fled from Kismayo
They'd been holed up in there for awhile
But when Kenyans rushed in
al-Shabab felt chagrin
Stand and fight? No- that isn't their style
Somali and African Union troops enter Kismayo
They'd been holed up in there for awhile
But when Kenyans rushed in
al-Shabab felt chagrin
Stand and fight? No- that isn't their style
Somali and African Union troops enter Kismayo
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