Tuesday, May 10, 2022

The Twelve Days of COVID

On the first day of COVID the CDC did say, “Remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the second day of COVID the CDC may ask, “Please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the third day of COVID the CDC demands, “Wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the fourth day of COVID the CDC’s routine: “Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the fifth day of COVID the CDC allot “TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the sixth day of COVID the CDC will ask, “Funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the seventh day of COVID the CDC’s dismayed, “Watch Delta’s wave, funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the eighth day of COVID the CDC attests, “Take rapid tests, watch Delta’s wave, funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the ninth day of COVID the CDC embraced, “Please travel safe, take rapid tests, watch Delta’s wave, funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the tenth day of COVID the CDC did cheer, “Remdesivir, please travel safe, take rapid tests, watch Delta’s wave, funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the eleventh day of COVID the CDC passed on, “Here’s omicron! Remdesivir, please travel safe, take rapid tests, watch Delta’s wave, funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”

On the twelfth day of COVID the CDC then brought, “Have booster shots, here’s omicron, Remdesivir, please travel safe, take rapid tests, watch Delta’s wave, funds for COVAX, TIME FOR YOUR SHOT! Stay quarantined, wash both your hands, please wear your mask, and remember stand 6 feet away.”