Here are a few quick laughs to share:
- Why did the egg cross the road? Because the chicken went first.
- How do sheep get to school? In a schoolbaaaas.
- Two muffins were in an oven. One said, "It's getting hot in here." The other said, "Oh my goodness! A talking muffin!"
- How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe cheese.
- I used to think I was insane, but now I combine spork dialogs continually.
- A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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