Short and Sweet

Here are a few quick laughs to share:
  • Why did the egg cross the road?  Because the chicken went first.
  • How do sheep get to school?  In a schoolbaaaas.
  • Two muffins were in an oven.  One said, "It's getting hot in here."  The other said, "Oh my goodness! A talking muffin!"
  • How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?  Giraffe cheese.
  • I used to think I was insane, but now I combine spork dialogs continually.
  • A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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