- How do space rocks hold up their pants? With an asteroid belt.
- Why did the astronaut sing lullabies to the snowball in space? She wanted to comet down.
- Why are rocket scientists so serious? They know the gravity of the situation.
- How do you tie two stars together? With astro-knots.
- How do they keep outer space clean? With a vacuum.
- When the astronaut went on a twelve month diet he called it a "lite year."
- Did you hear about the rocket scientist party? It was a blast.
- What's the difference between a star and King Arthur? One is around at night, the other has knights of the round.
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