Friday, February 15, 2019

News Limerick: February 15, 2019

Since Amazon found its new site
Some locals declared "it's not right!
With tax breaks galore
We'll have to pay more!
So tell them to go fly a kite"

Amazon’s Retreat on New York City Headquarters Followed Unexpected Backlash

Thursday, February 14, 2019

News Limerick: February 14, 2019

There once was a rover named Oppy
The size of a good old jalopy
It had a good run
The mission’s now done
Success like that’s so hard to copy

Rest well, rover

Monday, February 11, 2019

News Limerick: February 11, 2019

Releasing the year’s new emojis
Adds food (but not berries like gojis)
With wheelchairs and canes
And shapes bright and plain
There’s yo-yos and even banjojies!

Emoji Recently Added, v12.0

Saturday, February 9, 2019

News Limerick: February 9, 2019

In FaceTime he found quite a bug
At first Apple only would shrug
But now that it’s patched
Rewards are dispatched
(Just please don’t look under the rug)

Apple releases FaceTime fix, rewards 14-year-old who discovered eavesdropping bug

Friday, February 8, 2019

News Limerick: February 8, 2019 Part II

The story then turns on a dime
They may have committed a crime
And if it’s for real
They broke their plea deal
And soon they’ll be serving some time

If AMI’s Jeff Bezos Shakedown Was Criminal, They Can Kiss Their Non-Prosecution Agreement Goodbye

News Limerick: February 8, 2019

Seems Bezos has had an affair
And Pecker has photos to share
Bu when things look tough
Ol’ Jeff calls his bluff
And turns the whole table with flair

No thank you, Mr. Pecker

Thursday, February 7, 2019

News Limerick: February 7, 2019

Virginia’s a trio of scandal
It may just be too much to handle
From blackface to sex
One wonders what’s next
They’re burning all sides of the candle

Democrats face meltdown in Virginia as racial and sex charges confront party leaders

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

News Limerick: February 6, 2019

The news from the church truly stuns
Abuse by the priests of the nuns?!
To add to the scandal
Abortions were handled
By using unspecified funds

Pope Francis Acknowledges, For First Time, Sexual Abuse Of Nuns By Priests